Showing posts with label India. Show all posts
Showing posts with label India. Show all posts

May 25, 2009

Emotional Atyachaar...!!

I remember one day when I was in my home town, and was sitting in the courtyard of my house. We lived in an Agraharam, a lane where only Brahmins could live {Link}.

I saw two school boys perfectly dressed in uniforms walking past my house. From the other side of the lane, they saw two old men walking towards them. Those were the times when the school declared a holiday on the event of a death of any old person from the village!

The name of the first boy was Ramalingam and the second boy's name was Shyamu.

Enjoy the conversation:
Ramalingam - Hey, do you see these old men coming from the other side of the lane?
Shyamu - Oh yes da, why?? Whats wrong?? Do you know them??
Ramalingam - No, not about knowing them. But it feels as if our TWO HOLIDAYS are approaching towards us. Wonder when will we get them!!
Both winked at each other.

Lol...


Same is the case with the Indian Government. After the campaining (begging), polling and results of elections 2009, all I see is many more holidays to come!! :)


With the office bearers' age bracket as 65-75, I see many more holidays and hence, more happiness and smiles.

All the best to the Indian Government!! :)

April 17, 2009

And they say... BE AN INFORMED VOTER!! :P


Elections are on their way...in fact, they have already begun!

Phase - I of voting already over... Voter turnout 58 - 62 %...

I saw a new video on television a few days back... all our bollywood actors and actresses...UNITEDLY appeal to the nation... TO VOTE!!

Heeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa *Evil Laughter*

I live in GHAZIABAD... I don't know if I should call it a city or a village!! The best part... want to know?? A few days back someone told me that Ghaziabad is one of the fastest growing cities in the world...in terms of development. You want me to believe that??

I shifted to Ghaziabad seven years back... Ever since I came here I can just see increase in the population and nothing else.

Anyway, my main motive here is to speak about the POWER CUTS!
My uncle was born and brought up in this city and he says that from the past 50 years, he has never seen an improvement as far as the power supply is concerned. Actually!!

Since last week, I sleep at 3.30 in the night and have to get up around 8...!! Poor me!! Now ask why 3.30 in the night?? Arey, there is no power!! Show mercy guys, its summer time...no masti time..!! I at least need a fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But who is there to listen?? Those sleepless nights...nay, you got me wrong!! Sleepless nights...not because of my boyfriend, but... no power!! NO POWER = NO FAN = NO SLEEP!!

They want us to vote... To bring to power an idiot who will bring no change with him, who would do no good!! The power cuts will be the same, the road will be the same - a pregnant lady can give birth to a baby if she travels by such roads! Whoa!

What we say is write guys - KUCH NAHI HO SAKTA IS DESH KA!! No politician , no leader will ever bring about a change in what is already happening!! And we go to vote, we dream about a super-developed India!! Ain't it..?? Heeehhaahhaaa!! *Thumbs down*

Go, vote... Agar aap vote nahi kar rahe ho... Ask me... TOH AAP JAAG RAHE HO!! :P

Vote for the RIGHT PERSON (who is always wrong) seems utter shit to me!!

Boycott such elections and then they know...what they are actually supposed to do other than fooling the Indian Janta!! :P

Out of 24 hours if I see a power cut for 12 hours, this is what I can say, honestly!!

So guys and girls, vote for these @%*$&!$&* and have a great time!!

Cheers

*PEACE*